The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
by jackholdmebackwilshere June 04, 2016
with the high appreciation for something being described as "pretty wizard" an apparent lack of negative expression for it is taken to a large extent
with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of
with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of
by Sidl3y August 16, 2011
Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.
Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"
Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "
Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "
Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by mattcrowley1234 July 29, 2010
by Bailey-0- March 18, 2006
In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."
Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.
by betterbeAWESOME December 05, 2011
Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"
"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"
"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"
"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"
"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"
"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"
by Atjetechnokatje May 28, 2009
by Bulldog December 20, 2011