gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

Smash the Gammon

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.

I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!

by sbeere December 9, 2008

peter gammons

A red sox fan.

A person that believes David Ortiz is the most valuable player.

Ben Affleck is a bigger Peter Gammons than John Kerry, that was just for show. It didn't work.

That guy is such a Peter Gammons. Doesn't he know Vlad is the man?

by Tourists... April 7, 2005

gammon rod

A mans fanny batton.

"you put ur gammon rod in her last nite jon?"
"sur did - brilliant m8"

by Si-J September 8, 2006

big gammon

Someone very fat and obese

Junior is a big gammon

by ClipzvokeYT March 13, 2023

Gammon dagger

Street talk for the males genitalia

Shut it you or you’ll get my gammon dagger up your arse

by Craftyscotsman October 15, 2017

Dog gammon

u know when dog gammon

he's eating my dog gammon. Pls no

by aznee346 February 21, 2021