Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

Gallop Poll

An equestrian-related public survey.

When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

gallopping

when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.

gallopp galloppingshitting

by Robbie Vacotti February 26, 2011

Galloping yahoos

Diarrhea

I got the galloping yahoos from that Chinese food last night

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

Gallop Pull

When you try to wank a quick one

After my alarm went off, I barely had time for a gallop pull before my Mom came up and yelled at me to get moving

by sneederbee February 26, 2011

Galloping

Sex with a man while dressed as a horse

Those 2 guys love galloping

by 12havingfun12 November 5, 2022

Gish Gallop

Immature debate tactic used by Trumpers, grifters who are paid by shills, and people who only care about winning, the Gish Gallop is a tactic in which one person purposefully gives as many incorrect or falsely-quoted statistics as possible in a very short time frame. This forces the opponent to waste time taking down endless strawmen and lies created by their opponent, and is usually a sign that the person is arguing in bad faith. The GOP is famous for doing this...

Wow, Pres Orange Cheetohead is doing his gish gallop again. *sigh*

by BilboBong October 23, 2025