You got screwed.

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

by genius-girl October 30, 2009

You got it

You're welcome

Guy 1: Thanks for the big mac, dude.
Guy 2: You got it

by MYmind! December 6, 2017

you got games on your phone?

The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.

+ Mouth full.

You: *pulls out phone to do something*

Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"

by Da Boiiii brooo September 27, 2021

you got it

1. I agree

2 I will give you what you requested

You got it. There are many things that don't quite add up in this report.

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2010

you got me feeling some typa way

meaning he/she's feeling you and or liking you or the situation

damn you got me feeling some typa way

by princess0170 June 1, 2016

You got it

Can be used in a sarcastic tone implying that the person has the stage when someone is cracking jokes on person stating “you got it”

Man look at this guy and his big feet “he must be a clown”

Nah you got it

by Brickhouse_70 September 4, 2021

have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

by buy me free games November 2, 2018