Zachary Gary Goldberg

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys

person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

by Pootoshj May 2, 2022

Tea Whoopi-Goldberg

Tea, Black Nun

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"

by crispindry July 19, 2009

Goldberg's Bitch Ass Son

When you get ass beat so badly you become like goldberg bitch ass son

When bobby lashley beat the hell out goldberg's bitch ass son

by GamerDeezNutz November 4, 2021

Goldberg

The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.

I just fucking goldberg'd the shit out of those guys

by Yatoplayz December 6, 2020

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Justin Goldberg

A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.

I see a kid that’s wearing a black hoodie and athletic shorts, who is it… ITS JUSTIN GOLDBERG

by Derek Harel September 25, 2023

goldberging

Named after the character, Joe Goldberg from the Netflix show ‘You’, goldberging refers to somebody who is acting in a stalkerish/extremely obsessive manner about someone.

Dan: “Dude, were you just stalking your ex on insta?”

Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”

Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”

by thunkedit January 30, 2024