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goney

A word that describes a subject as being uncool.
Yeah, he is pretty goney.
That is so goney.
by Vzwhu April 1, 2024
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Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.
by mike charter May 27, 2024
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GooneyTunes

Me: it’s about that time I go in my room lock the door and watch me some GooneyTunes
Bro: don’t you mean LooneyTunes? And why would u need that much privacy it’s just Bugs Bunny
Me: nah bro GooneyTunes = porn I’m gonna watch something I can goon to
by Daddy's Patties April 19, 2025
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godnerd

A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely extraterrestrial disguised in human form and have been reported to be able to communicate with frogs and reptiles.

Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.

Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.

A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All goodness play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.

Real life examples of godnerds include: Vitalik Buterin (ghoul), SBF (sloth), Elon Musk (sloth alien hybrid), Jeff Bezos (alien), and Mark Zuckerberg (alien).
The godnerd joined our raid at level 12 and somehow became the guild leader by dinner.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
by itsdonvito December 31, 2025
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godnerd

A person who isn't just good, but rather-disgustingly good- at gaming or technology. A godnerd doesn’t just play the game or write code; they break the ceiling of what is humanly possible. Godnerds are likely aliens disguised in human form and can communicate telepathically with frogs and reptiles.

Two legendary body types exist:
• Ghoul/alien: skinny, pale skin that hasn’t seen the sun in months, spider fingers (long skinny fingers evolved for rapid clicking and keyboard macros), and a disproportionately sized given their oversized brain.
• Sloth build: overweight with round features. They are built for maximum chair-time efficiency and do not have kneecaps as they don't exercise. They live off of Diet Coke and snacks.

Godnerds are socially awkward: minimal eye contact, weird pauses, no emotional IQ. They don't know what to do with their hands when standing, so they usually end up gripping the sides of their T-shirt like it’s a skirt.

A godnerd has two paths in life: 1. Tech Founder or 2. Gamer. All godnerds play online roleplaying games and typically play a warlock or shadow priest. When exposed to technology, they “get it” without needing to study.

Real life examples of godnerds include select tech billionaires.
The godnerd joined our raid at level 12 and somehow became the guild leader by dinner.
I asked the godnerd for help installing Wi-Fi and he built a home network that could run NASA in 15 minutes.
by itsdonvito December 31, 2025
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dirty gidney

when a man rubs one out on his sisters pillow and licks it up, while she watches
my mate did a dirty gidney the other day when he came back home
by the big man g March 10, 2024
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Oh my godnessssssssss

What the... - Oh my godnessssssssss
by Minh Hoang0403 December 2, 2023
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