Asian Glide

Wehn you tak a fat chick (has to be fat) and spread her cheeks and put a stick of butter in her ass and close it for approximately 2 minutes. Then open it up and you're good to go!!!

"Boy, that asian glide sure helped with the sexual experience. Now get out of my house."

by Mike Cannon May 22, 2004

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gangsta glide

the sort of walk displayed by those members of society that are influenced by the gangsta culture. usually classified by a limp-like quality with more of an emphasis on side to side shoulder movement.

"did you see that group of gangsters that just passed? they had some serious 'gangsta glide' going on."

"that guys 'gangsta glide' made him look physically challenged!"

by djdiseased March 28, 2009

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sugar gliding

While performing coitus you cover your partners face with your scrotum by stretching it out to cover their eyes and nose. Almost resembling a sugar gliders wings

Honey I'm feeling horny tonight think we can do some sugar gliding tonight?

by Goballsdeep69 March 23, 2016

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LT Glide

A dance move made popular by San Diego running back Ladanian Tomlinson (LT). Originally produced in 2007 for a Nike commercial.

Jesus: What it do? What shall we send the people father? They are jobless, hungry, torn by natural disasters, and fearful of influenza.

GOD: Give them the LT Glide.

by RyNy from Sprng Valy January 14, 2010

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gliding monkey

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

by PaulPierce September 29, 2015

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