Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019

Glasses cunt

a fat cunt with glasses

“Pat you're a glasses cunt!”

by urnanisbrownbread October 10, 2019

Glasses-man

A nickname for Hughes from FullMetal Alchemist.

"Look, Rachel, it's Glasses-Man!"

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked

A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.

by Dripee August 17, 2006

Glasses on Glasses

The act of rocking one set of bigger shades on top of a smaller pair of prescription glasses.

Debra-"Why are you wearing clip-ons?????"

Jason-"nigga,,,, these aint clip ons. These Glasses on Glasses"

by Yuckie July 29, 2012

glasses twat

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006

glasses fetish

A fetish commonly seen in young men or teenagers, where they are more attracted to women with glasses than women who do not where glasses. Often times this can be seen through someone named Chris but I can be anyone.

1) That girl over there looks so hot

2) With the glasses?

1) Yea I think I have a glasses fetish

by Gsijabdjd June 26, 2015

1) That girl over there looks so hot

2) With the glasses?

1) Yea I think I have a glasses fetish

by Gsijabdjd June 26, 2015

by Jehu May 28, 2016