ghost dome

using up and down hand motions, facial expressions, and sometimes sexual noises to indicate that there is an invisible person giving you a blowjob

Dude I was getting some serious ghost dome last night on the couch.

by the vulture February 22, 2014

Ghostecrack

Ghostemanes butt crack.

Ahhhhhhh I saw the ghostecrack

by Ghostecrack January 1, 2018

ghost shit

A shit that you spend a nice long time working on, but then when you're done, isn't in the toilet! You could have sworn you took that shit but it's gone! You wipe your arse and it's perfectly clean. Where did the shit go? I don't know!

Bob: Hey man! You didn't flush the toilet! Samwise: It's ok playa. It was a ghost shit... respek

by MadHat December 17, 2004

Ghostwhippin' Babies

1. (verb) to write an incredible verse for another MC to spit. takes the idea of ghostwriting to another level.

2. (verb) to get away with the most heinous of crimes without any repercussions.

3. (verb) to ghostride the whip down the highway at a speed of at least 60 mph.

4. (noun) the MC name of Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman.

1. I heard that Jay-Z ghostwrote Still D.R.E for Dr. Dre, but Isaac Lehman was ghostwhippin' babies for Max SG in the studio the other day.

2. Isaac was ghostwhippin' babies, dude. I saw this video where he punched the shit out of this bitch who got on stage while he was spittin', and nobody did anything about it.

3. You think you're tough ghostriding the whip around that church parking lot, let's see you ghostwhip babies.

4. Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman spit a crazy verse on that new album, 'MAXimum Quality'.

by the Justice Poet April 19, 2010

ghostandemonhunter

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.

"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"

by HatersMakeMeLaughSincerelyTDL December 1, 2019

Ghost quit

The practice of an employee ceasing to work at their job without formally resigning so that the employer continues to pay them regardless of their having quit.

Example: By the end of Bill de Blasio’s mayoral term the police officers of New York City had all ghost quit the NYPD. They could only be found clustered in large, useless and ineffective groups, and only in the few remaining safe haven neighborhoods with their heads buried in their phones scrolling through TikTok. Despite the city's precipitous decline into normalized criminal anarchy, New York City tax payers continued to pay the police officers because they had all cleverly ghost quit.

by Nero's lyre May 1, 2023

Sex Ghost

Sex Ghost:

A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.

The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.

Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?

Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.

Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?

Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.

Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!

by Sex Ghost June 22, 2014