fudge dream

when you have to go the bathroom so bad while you are sleeping so you dream about taking a shit, and wake up in a bed of poo

Yo nigga, did you just have a fudge dream? you're stankin'

by 8 Ball Greaze January 3, 2008

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

fudgematics

The type of mathematics used when solving a formula correctly is too hard. Usually ends in a completely incorrect answer.

"Aw Crap! I used fudgematics on this question and got '3=7'"

by Jack Beynon May 12, 2007

Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.

Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!

by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016

fudge jar

A euphemism that describes the willing anal opening of a recipient of some sort of penetration, usually of the gay male variety.

Did you hear about the latest conservative Republican gay sex scandal?

Yeah man, those dudes keep getting caught with their hands in the fudge jar!

by Hecktor Dangus, esq. November 20, 2007

Folgers Stop

Folgers Stop
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.

Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

by Jessica, Tamara & Elisea December 21, 2008

fudge trap

A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.

God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014