fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 8, 2004

fuck a duck

song to the tone of row row row a boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
bang bang an orangutan,
you can do it too.

by Tameron January 11, 2008

Fuck a Duck

An old ugly women of loose persuation. ie. An old slut. Used only rarely to the ugliest of characters of which you feel even a duck would not go near them. What defines a Fuck a Duck is the pure ugliness of character in which she completely lacks.

a. Look at that old fuck a duck! So ugly a duck won't even go near her.
b. What is that old fuck a duck complaining about this time?

by DinaDiz January 2, 2008

fuck a duck

fuck a duck?
screw a pigeon?
you better go to church
and get some religion!

by ChatySue March 15, 2003

fuck a duck

To feel extremely displeased.

"Oh, fuck a duck that's not what i wanted!!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

fuck a duck

Ode to duck fucking

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last

by Hue Jass January 19, 2004

fuck a duck

When someone as bland as Barbara Streisand's last ballad gets a reply, one says "go fuck a duck".

Said to a person who is just so menial in their existence as an expression of newfound ignorance by their presence.

What you say to a person who says something that doesn't effect you in any way that can be physically shown at that moment.

"Why don't you go do a barbara and fuck a duck...queeny"

by faustette November 1, 2009