Fuck a duck

In victorian times a man would get pleasure from sticking his john thomas up a duck, turkey or goose's rear end, whilst his dearest held it between her legs, and when the old chap was ready to shot his treacle the lady would cut the birds throat

Fuck a Duck. is not sheep shagging

by nobby foreskin March 7, 2010

fuck a duck

hello! I came up with this saying! It isnt fuck a duck anyway, its fuck a ducky and it means OH FUCK IM IN TROUBLE! or OH FUCK, WHAT DID I DO NOW!? or even, OH FUCK, I FORGOT!

Megan: It's my birthday, did you forget again?!
Brendon: FUCK-A-DUCKY!

by Meggie May 19, 2004

fuck a duck

to fuck shawn...bcuz he is a duck

um...figure out ur own ex

by um... January 27, 2004

Fuck a duck

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.

"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."

by Sean Bassett January 9, 2013

Fuck A Duck

You looked this up! God, people!!!

FuckADuck!!!!
It is a action the involves fucking a duck with a in and out motion.

Fucking-means you put the D in the V aka a hole.

Fucking A Duck

-Braun B

Ah man, she cock blocked me, so I Fuck A Duck.

Ugly!? You can go fuck a duck!!!

by TroubleBraun! June 13, 2016

Fuck A Duck

Somthing father says when something breaks.

"Father the heater broke". Father, "Aww... Fuck a duck!"

by AFT3RL1F3 June 28, 2020

Fuck a duck

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020