you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself

what goes around comes around

That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.

by Glitter&Gold March 13, 2009

I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

by anonymous September 20, 2020

I dont fuck with that shit

When you don't wanna do something because that's not how you are.

some friend: "Hey , you wanna smoke this joint with three kind of plants?"

You: "Nah bro, I dont fuck with that shit."

by Idama5 October 3, 2017

do you fuck with this fit

It’s a question asking someone if they like your outfit or would you wear it.

Sarah: hey do you fuck with this fit
Sally: yeah it’s so cute

by Madison10174 August 29, 2020

you don't wanna fuck with me

Don't fool around motherfucker

You don't wanna fuck with me is a slang word from Tupac music "My ambition is a ridah"

by Lpoiuytrewq August 22, 2022

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

I fuck with that

It means that you like it and vibe with it. It’s to show how you vibe with something a lot.

“Do you like hello kitty?”
“Hell yeah! I fuck with that”

by Itsdaspoonman October 16, 2022