full frontal stanley

Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.

Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: I just gave you a full frontal stanely

by Will via Marcus April 29, 2004

full throatal frontal drift

The act of giving a deep throat BBBJ and pulling it out just as they begin to cum so cum drifts out of your mouth and all over the front of your body!

FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT is one of my favorite things to do to a man!

I can get anything I want out of my man after giving him FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT!

by Cum-tastic Anna Sasin August 22, 2017

Full frontal phil-up

when your face is so covered in cum that you're as white as an albino

oh man i got a full frontal phil-up last night

by the half azn July 15, 2010

Frontal Lobe Brain Cancer

A mental condition caused by years of various degrees of substance abuse and and unprotected sexual relations with brazen trollops that are often ,but not exclusively met on dating websites such as Tinder. Most commonly the victims of Frontal lobe brain cancer will deny that the years of hard living have anything to do with their erratic behavior and will seek sympathy from friends and family.

Hey man..what's up with Leo? Did the syphilis finally catch up with his mental state?

I think so...But, he claims that he has frontal lobe brain cancer.

by The Honarable Mayor Fouts February 18, 2017

Full Frontal

A bar crawl that hits all restaurants on dowtown Front Street in Lynden, WA in one evening.

Hey, are you guys doing the Full Frontal this weekend?

by Strooks December 18, 2022

full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022