taint fritter

noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries.

Damn, she's so nasty she's building up a taint fritter!!

by Gatordaddy November 2, 2008

Corn Fritter

Your girlfriend is blowing you with a mouth full of cream corn.

"My girlfriend gave the best corn fritter"

by Charles benny February 9, 2009

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011

cunt fritter bitch

1. A dumbass who needs to shut up.

2. A funny word to call a one of your niggas or a ho.

3. A word used by trick daddy to describe a ho.

Your a cunt fritter bitch man

Ha. What a cunt fritter bitch

by Cool Breezed Nigga October 4, 2010