Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Geek Fiddle

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

by Groidica February 14, 2013

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018

Fiddle-Dicks

A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*

The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.

by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010

Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

Fiddlesticks

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.

Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!

by George Icbar November 18, 2003