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Frenchman Roll Up

Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner
"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"
by TrulyGreg January 1, 2024
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Frenchpaper

A poorly researched or downright false academic article
No matter what this frenchpaper is telling you, don't put their theories to the test and avoid raw chicken!!
by Moritz Conrad February 28, 2024
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Frenchman

A Frenchman is a semi-erection when the penis is beginning its erectile phase, not soft but not hard. A semi erection.

First coined by the stuntman. Not Frank.
She was talking dirty and I got a Frenchman.
by MikeJ7366474 May 1, 2024
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frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.
the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”
by inhis March 20, 2025
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dithering frenchman

any activity undertaken by the french
Dithering Frenchman's defense of the motherland: pick 1

WW 1

WW II
by gunnet August 29, 2009
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saucy frenchman

When you have a baguette in you mouth and then proceed to French kiss a snail
Dude did you do the saucy Frenchman to Lucy last week?
by Banana man 123 April 19, 2018
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Jolly Frenchman

When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.
John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.
by Jerry Jonesman August 10, 2021
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