The Gay Formula

The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
by Rich Punani G4P March 21, 2017
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Formulaic Halfwit

Formulaic Halfwit is exactly as it sounds. Someone who is lacking in creativity and is dimwitted, slow, or stupid.
Person A along with a group of our friends: *wakes me up from a nap to do something stupid*

Me: If you formulaic halfwits want to go and do something stupid then by all means do it but leave me out of it.
by Ohhheneedssomemilk September 18, 2018
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quadratic formula

ex equals the opposite of B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus four AC all over two A (to the tune of the mulbary bush the monkey chases the weasle)
quadratic formula--->
x = -B(+/-)(squaroot of:)(b^2 - 4AC)
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2A
when the equation is
0=Ax^2 + Bx + C
by mathfreakazoid November 12, 2005
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Formula 1

A sport that's been dominated by the same guy (Lewis Hamilton) the last 6 years and where all the fans have a superiority complex over other motorsport fans, especially NASCAR fans.
Formula 1 fan #1: Man that race was so exciting!
Formula 1 fan #2: Yeah there were 0 passes for the lead and 3 passes for other positions that were all outside of the top 10! And Lewis HamilGOAT won by 3 laps!
Formula 1 fan #1: Amazing! And did you hear about the NASCAR race?
Formula 1 fan #2: Yeah. It was so boring and dumb. It was just a bunch of rednecks turning left for a few hours. There was plenty of side-by-side racing and the win came down to a photo finish. So stupid and boring.
by tableguy28 November 23, 2021
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Formula 1

A form of racing where drivers play follow the leader for a few hours. I really don't understand how people enjoy watching this.
Formula 1 is popular in Europe.
by DC10 dude November 05, 2014
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swagga formula

This is a formula based on your birthdate to determine your actual swagga... if it can even possibly be measured WITH numbers, this is as close an estimate as possible

mm/dd/yy
11/04/88

Take the largest number in your birth year and multiply it by itself.

8*8 = 64

Subtract from this number your birth month.
64-11=53

Add to this number your birth
Really Mr. West? Swagga on a hundred, thousand Trillion??

according to some dumbass swagga formula,
i'd say... 75 (06/08/77) not bad
by courte March 30, 2009
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quadratic formula

The reason behind dropping out of chemistry. It causes ones brain to recoil in horror and claw at the inner skull wall...it proves that combining math and science is never a worthwhile endeaver...especially when you can just as easily become a biologist and cut up weird things for a living....much more enjoyable.
to hell with the quadratic formula
by Petsche May 16, 2005
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