comical foreplay

Being set up for a joke.

"just put it in right there" - Austin said

"That's what she said!" - says William
This is comical foreplay

by Atf&Wme November 13, 2016

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

Foreplayxt

the act of textually arousing your partner before sexting through the us of cell phones, Black Berries, and/or online chatting.

Joe - "What are you up to?"

Sam - "Getting into some serious foreplayxt with this chick I met last night at the bar."

by mtycun July 28, 2010

Foreplay

Drafts of sexually explicit fan art, shared with a group or individual for constructive criticism and feedback. This is a term used in fan art communities on Discord.

Thanks for the foreplay. I think the shading around his jaw could be a little darker.

by HeyBoyDraws December 21, 2019

wardrobe foreplay

This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.

definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.

My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.

When is the cruise? I ask.

oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.

by mzpearlie July 27, 2009

foreplay

When 4 people have sexual relations.

Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?

Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.

by Capt-Hank October 16, 2008

car foreplay

The act whereby the drivers of two cars chase each other down the road in a playful fashion. Usually this is performed by two guys under 19 years old, and nearly always in a Honda or Subaru. Once the chase ends, the candidates are at a loss as to what to do next, and generally talk about 'what's under the hood', or Hillary.

Man: "Look at those two assholes! They're weaving in and out of traffic! Stupid dicks are gonna kill someone!"

Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."

by David T. Watts May 30, 2007