fizzer

The 7-11 version of the morning after pill in which a young, promiscuous girl attempts to eliminate the possibility of pregnancy after a sex session sans protection by purchasing a bottle of soda, vigorously shaking said bottle, and then deftly inserting the bottle's opening into the vagina so as to create a soda geyser, meant to flush out any rogue sperm.

After Suzy's escapades in the back seat of Jim's volkswagen, she demanded that he drive her to the store so that she might purchase a fizzer kit

by Emily Rogers November 21, 2004

Three Fither

a black man, based off the Three Fifths Compromise, stating that slaves only count as 3/5 of a white man

"Yo, check the three fither stealing that kids bike."

by Jimmy Rice May 16, 2006

Fitzgerald

Fitzgerald is a small, shit hole of a town in South Georgia. It's a place where everyone wants to leave but no one actually does, and it's Notorious for it's wild chickens and low test scores. It's high school strikingly resembles a factory from a third world country due to it's crumbling bricks and it's prison-like architecture.

Joe- "I grew up in Fitzgerald"
Richard- "Really? how was it?"
Joe- "It... it was terrible" *sobs

by xxxswagmasterxxx May 18, 2015

fitzprick

The biggest prick I've ever met in my life, makes you want to hammer nails into your cock everytime you talk to him.

fitzprick: "hey, did you get your bellwork done guys?"
Student: "FUCKING FITZZZZZPRICKKKK"

by cody54 January 31, 2010

Tre Fitzed

1. Verb. Derived from the word "Tre", being another word for "very" or "excessively", and Fitzed, being a verb to describe getting "fucked up". To get excessively fucked up; "anal raped"; truthfully demolished; physically destroyed publicly in a sexual manner.

2. A descriptive word for a man who is excessively sexy and absolutely great in bed; can "fuck you up" in bed.

1.
"Did you see Jim in that fight today? He got tre fitzed!"

2.
Liz: "How is Steve in bed?"

Tammy: "Girl, he is tre fitz!"

by R. Adair June 16, 2008

Fitzgerald

Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.

That guy is such a Fitzgerald. Don't mess with him but always invite him over!

by kristenlovested January 18, 2015

Fitzroy

a fanciful way of saying "taint" as in:
it "taint" your balls or it "taint" your asshole

Pardon me, might you have some powder I can use to freshen up my "Fitzroy"?

by ffiftzfitzy May 18, 2016