Someone who loves penis and can’t box and looks like a mario person with a monobrow if you see this bender he will start crying and say don’t hurt me I love boys
by Joshua Jones hahah Tom April 11, 2019
A gay nigga who likes ace attorney and has a tiny cock.
Finlay loves starting arguments and hates it when you call him moore
Finlay loves starting arguments and hates it when you call him moore
by Joe booey October 09, 2022
A Finlay Phillips is a sick old gay bastard man that likes to make love to horses. Legend has it that she has the most spicy orgasm in all of woman kind. It will literally burn your dick off.
What a Finlay Phillips!
by DepressedWilly July 26, 2019
by 🐍👈 November 03, 2018
Finlay Phillips is a old arthritis chinkay that wanks into old men’s socks and then drinks it. After having a boner from drinking cum filled socks, he then proceeds to dump them in old trash cans to dispose of any evidence that would lead his step dad ,called “geehaan” , to believe that his Finlay Phillips is a professional cock sucker dildo rider and is always MVP of the dicklympics even though his dick is literally falling off.
The boy wanted a blowjob but then saw Finlay Phillips. He then proceeded to call his grandfather and filmed the Finlay Phillips giving his grandfather a blowjob.
by DepressedWilly October 28, 2019
by Dave Johnson January 24, 2017
The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.
Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.
Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.
Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".
Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"
Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"
Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.
Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.
Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".
Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"
Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"
Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift
by Inang Kulot June 04, 2023