A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.
Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019
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Get the Filipa mug.Filippo is actually a funny and sweet guy that always makes you laugh. He’s a got a good fashion sense and can be genuinely kind. You wouldn’t want to sit with anyone else but him in class.
by powerpuffgirl188 November 22, 2021
Get the Filippo mug.Filippo is usually an Italian god. He is super funny and sexy. Filippos are generally tall and handsome. They can be hard headed and cocky at times, but it is part of their charms. They have strong personality and they are extremely generous. They are the type of friend that gather everyone together to have a good time. As a boyfriend, filippos are very caring, but independent. They do not like to be put in chains. Filippos are usually loyal and when they are in love with you, it is for real.
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by Filippo5566 November 23, 2021
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by Bcay43 March 18, 2015
Get the filipino fish fuck mug.The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
by anonymousfilipino April 27, 2017
Get the Filipino mom mug.A shitty term invented by Fil-Ams who have shallow understanding of the Philippines (they only know its foods & beaches but that's about it) and can't even speak any of the native languages of the Philippines.
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