fernley-esque

Anything executed with severe elegance and/or grace resulting in ejaculation for all witnesses

Did you see Zidane's goal??

MAN, that was fernley-esque!

by Shadi February 20, 2007

farkle nugget

when Jesus drinks Arizona iced tea and pees out koolaide

farkle nugget rain

by iamyourfather424 August 23, 2009

ferklempt

When something makes you well up inside, and you're on the verge of tears. From the "Coffee Talk" sketches on SNL a few years ago (thank you, Mike Meyers).

"I got a little ferklempt when I saw them kiss and make up"

by G-man January 18, 2004

farkle

The process of playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper" in a best-of-three series. The term originated from the animated series "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

"Let's farkle for first dibs on the pizza"

by David Mulder February 16, 2005

Farkle

Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.

An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.

Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.

person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)

Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..

Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.

person 2: O_o

by J.K Idding March 21, 2010

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005