Short for Faux Emergency Mom. A mom who thinks and acts like she is FEMA, making sure that you, her adult child, have all of the necessary supplies (in abundance) that you need--without a current or imminent emergency/disaster taking place and wholly unsolicited.
I just got a surprise package in the mail from FEMom filled with 2 packages of mega-roll toilet paper, 5 boxes of cartoon character bandaids, a random weird-scented soap from Bath & Body Works, 3 tubes of toothpaste, 2 boxes of pancake mix, a halloween-themed kitchen towel, and a roll of stamps.
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