felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.

As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".

by One time April 16, 2008

Felix

-Usually a frog
-Always gets pussy
-Minecraft GOD
-Really chill
-Has GIGANTIC pp
-Not sus

oh, no wonder you're so cool. you're name is felix

by hezdai November 16, 2020

Felix’s Theorem

For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem

“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”

by Nepho March 28, 2021

felix kranken

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021

felixmeep

Amazing content maker. Cool person. Cool TikTok person. Meep. Meep army. Meep skdeep. Bop meep

‘Hey have you seen felixmeep?’
‘Who’s that??’

‘Excuse me they’re literally the best.’
‘Oh shit sorry’
‘Meep. Skeep.’
‘Beep :(‘

by Meltinggclouds April 15, 2022

Felixᶜᵃʳᵗᵉˡ

Felix from cartel town is so great he is the best admin of all time.
He is not a simp

Felixᶜᵃʳᵗᵉˡ just banned the bot that was going to nuke the server

by Alpinecartel November 5, 2022

Lee Felix

He is a ball of sunshine that absolutely deserves the whole world. He bakes, dances, and makes people's hearts flutter. Everyone should love Lee Felix. Stan Stray Kids and their beautiful noise music.

Lee Felix is a cutiepie.

Lee Felix is a person who everyone should love.

by not normal person January 26, 2022