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matitties with no ass

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS
Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!
by Jen!:) June 10, 2022
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fatties

plural a fall guys character who is taking up space in a narrow space. Also a character which has a thick skin.
Those fatties!
by Crystalpk March 17, 2023
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falittie

Falittie is a hoe
by closetedgay0328 September 13, 2023
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fativities

Activities that are enjoyably gluttonous and/or involve the consuming of junk food or desserts; embracing the fatty lifestyle and engaging in Earth’s best delicacies (Yogurtland, McDonalds, Crumbl, etc). Stuff that an almond mom would strongly detest. Best done in groups.
“Hey fatty are you free tonight? Kinda wanting to engage in fativities; I’m thinking main course at Taco Bell followed by some ice cream.”
by macattack07 July 28, 2024
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Fativities

This word is used to degrade someone for having habits that someone chronically obese would have.

Lighthearted way to say “activities only fat people would do”

It is often used half-jokingly half-seriously to imply to someone that someone they want to do or a habit that might have is similar chronically obese individual.
Becky: “Do you wanna get some desert after dinner?”
Chad: “Sorry, I don’t partake in fativities”

Becky: “I can’t sleep without eating some ice cream
Chad: “Fativities…”

Becky: “uhhhh I can’t function unless I snack every 2 hours”
Chad: “Fativities…”
by natlou March 28, 2025
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Pandemic Fatties

A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
by Pandemic P January 12, 2022
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