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Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.
Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.
by Lig Na Baste June 9, 2008
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fankylc

your average joe. makes funny posts on instagram that make you go hee-hoo
oh shit, a fankylc post! can't wait to see what funny post he has in store :)
by wiimboy August 9, 2021
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Rat Fink

That Rat Fink leaked our info to the public again!
by Kenzo_Representative December 7, 2021
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Fanktank

Fanktank is a combination of two popular complimentary words, fantastic and thank you. It originates from a conversation in a Pizza Hut wherein a patron, upon wanting to thank the waitress, accidentally said "Fanktank" instead of "Fantastic, Thank you!" It has become a local phenomenon with the help of Facebook.
"Fantank, America! Fanktank!"
by Salience May 28, 2009
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fink

1) A bastard, in the figurative sense. Good word to know if you're in a situation in which it wouldn't be smart to actually say "bastard."

2) A treacherous person.
"Your brother's been back-biting me again. One of these days, I'll deck that little fink!"
by Qit January 13, 2004
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because fankart

phrase explanatory
Used to convey that personal desire is a/the justification for an action.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: because fan + kart. Referring to the MIT produced shopping carts mounted with ducted fans that lacked any obvious function.
As an alternative to "because I want to, damn it":

A: I don't understand your obsession with building 3D printers when better ready-made ones already exist. Why do you do it?
B: Because fankart.

A: What are you working on today?
B: An electric scooter. And I'm making my own motor controller because... well... because fankart...
by ajidica March 23, 2011
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fankee

fankee for the postcard! :D
by jisatsusha October 29, 2003
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