Facebookrastination

Going on Facebook while there is something important needed to be done.

Facebookrastination is keeping me from finishing my project for econ.

by CaveMan254 October 17, 2011

Facebookers

People who explore Facebook and its Greatness; Also known as Facebook Addicts!

Audrieanna and Taylor are always on Facebook!
AW SNAP! WE'RE FACEBOOKERS!

We are Constantly Bookin that Face!! lol

by sftballt03 January 3, 2010

facebooker

a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time

"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker

by instagramer June 2, 2014

Facebooker

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.

A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!

by APlumbob December 11, 2017

Facebooker

A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

facebookenese

The language of people on Facebook. (It isn't English, it's an entirely different language)

Someone posted a question on social media yesterday that was undecipherable. It must have been written in Facebookenese.

by AnotherAlias August 28, 2021

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.

I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.

by RICKOLO October 17, 2011