The process of getting lost on Facebook while reading random posts, following random links or looking at pictures of people you don't even know, followed by an eventual return to consciousness and a realization that you are completely wasting your time.
by Erik Wave September 11, 2011
Get the FacebooK-Hole mug.An individual who uses facebook to constantly promote themselves. This person has around 2500 friends and usually calls them his "gang" or "posse" even though these people are all virtual and are not real friends. The individual will post time again how great everything about their life is, even though it is fantasy lies. An insecure, weak minded facebook addict.
facebooker#1: That guy Les is always posting his greatness on the wall, what an idiot!
facebooker#2: Yeah, to be an elementary school principal, he sure is a facebook prima donna.
facebooker#2: Yeah, to be an elementary school principal, he sure is a facebook prima donna.
by skypie August 6, 2011
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When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.
Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
Guy: Hey man.
Friendude: We should hang out sometime.
Guy: Yea, facebook me.
Friendude: Cool!
by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009
Get the Facebook me mug.A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015
Get the facebook atheist mug.When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.
Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.
Jill: Oh gees.
by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010
Get the facebook ex stalker mug.n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.
n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.
by Oregander May 5, 2009
Get the Facebook Judas mug.Facebook is effectively an online database of people where people voluntarily upload all their personal information so that random people they have only met once, formally known as "friends", can track whatever they are doing for the rest of their lives.
This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
Naive friend: Hey guess who has access to all my personal information that I protested vehemently against the police and government keeping yet am ok with doing it myself because I'm a conformist and Facebook is awesome?
Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
by benz3000 June 30, 2011
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