Fantastic Life

Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life

Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life

Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack

Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters

For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life

Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!

The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!

No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life

And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

fantastic game

When chatting with a girl at a bar or a party, attempting to say the word "fantastic" as many times as possible in normal conversation before she notices.

Alternatively, a variation of this game involves going up to a girl, staring at her chest, and saying "fantastic fantastic fantastic..." as many times as possible before getting punched in the face.

"Did you see Ace play the fantastic game with that chick at Roscoe's last night? He must've dropped at least 20 fantastics before she walked away."

"FANTASTIC FANTASTIC FANTA --- BAM!"

by Destroyer of Mortals April 13, 2009

fantastic 4

A group of 4 girls from the bay area, known for throwing parties that don't stop until the cops come. Also known as F4.

Bro, I was at the Fantastic 4 New Year's party and Killer had to talk to the cops with no clothes on.

by Mistah Johnson January 13, 2008

fantastic plastic

Fantastic plastic is another term originated by Ray Ray of Midwest City, OK. It means a valid over 21 government issued ID.

Hey man were gonna have get all fucked up this weekend you want to roll with us? Yall just want me for my fantastic plastic, fuck yall youngsters!

by Malachi- Vatic Ash December 24, 2008

fantastic-ular cancer

A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.

Man that quiz was fantastic-ular cancer....HAH I TOTALLY GOT YOU.

by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007

fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

fantastic santa

When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.

BOB- "wanna join my Fantastic santa tonight?"

MARC- "ohh yea!"

by HOLLA CHINK December 21, 2010