FTD

Fuck The Dumbshit: a feel, an action, a way of living avoiding the drama obnoxious people and situations bring.

FTD that guy's being a dummy, let's get outta here, fuck the dumbshit
I can't believe she's being so dramatic. Who needs it? Fuck the dumbshit.

by All Knowing Smartass May 30, 2022

FTD

Fuck Donald Trump.

"Man, FTD"

by Veksuuuuuu November 9, 2016

FTD

fake transmitted disease

that can’t be real she must have an ftd

by Jewelsjr June 18, 2018

FTD

Abbreviation for Food Transmitted Disease: any disease or illness characteristically transmitted by food contaminated by bacteria or toxins.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I have a bad case of FTD from last night.

by foodiemz January 8, 2011

FTd

Fucking Tiny dicks

I a member of FTd

by Lord_Mark_T March 14, 2021

FTD

Other wise known a full tilt drunk a term for people far beyond drunk but still sober enough to order more booze.

Dude i was so ftd the i think the waitress kicked me out.

Look its my birthday i can get full tilt drunk if i want too!

by Cat of all trades May 19, 2018

FTD

Ftd is a thing that you fall either ur friend or ur girlfriend. Ftb stands for «feite trynet ditt». In norwegian that is a huge compliment!

Dude, ur girl is so FTD

by therealftd July 9, 2018