FTD

A short saying for the term “Fuck This Dick.” Most commonly used by males who are trying to persuade women into having a good time.

The other day he asked me to ftd for him.

by BabyJb October 19, 2021

FTD

Fuck The Dumbshit: a feel, an action, a way of living avoiding the drama obnoxious people and situations bring.

FTD that guy's being a dummy, let's get outta here, fuck the dumbshit
I can't believe she's being so dramatic. Who needs it? Fuck the dumbshit.

by All Knowing Smartass May 31, 2022

FTD

FULL TIME DEMON 👹

Guy 1. FTD on Gang‼️
Guy 2. FTD 👹

by FTD707 September 15, 2019

FTD

“Fxck then dip”

Cuh u dont even got 2 cuff dat hoe juh FTD

by FettiJay777 September 30, 2021

FTD

Fuck That Dude; when your unable to say the full phrase you use FTD

I’m tired of the boss. FTD

by Lil Tack September 17, 2020

Ftd

For the day

Someone hang out ftd

by Jessica_2050 October 26, 2018

FTD

Abbreviation for Food Transmitted Disease: any disease or illness characteristically transmitted by food contaminated by bacteria or toxins.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I have a bad case of FTD from last night.

by foodiemz January 08, 2011