Freudian Flip

Like a Freudian slip, but instead flipping someone off. When your hand just happens to have the middle finger up.

Person 1: "You really need to work harder..."

Person 2: * starts scratching their shoulder with middle finger up*

Person 1: "Hey! Are you giving me the Freudian flip???"

by moneyandpower January 2, 2011

Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

by Ospin December 14, 2010

freudian spew

(v) Saying something you were thinking and only realising you have done so when you gaze at the look of disgust/shock/anger/distress on the face of your interlocutor.

"This chick had better have beer flavoured nipples, because she has a face like a camel with syphilis - pause - did I just Freudian Spew?"
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)

by Victim of above insult June 20, 2008

Freudian Nip

When a girls nipple slips out from her clothes.

Guy: Did you see Janet Jackets nipple at the superbowl show?
Other Guy: Hell yeah, she had a freudian nip.

by Ronutty March 30, 2011

Freudian Grab

Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.

My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.

by Jezthesiren September 30, 2008

Freudian Click

Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.

Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.

Bill: Wow, Freudian click man

by Bananananananakroyd June 4, 2011

Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.

Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.

by JB May 18, 2004