forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

Forced employment

It’s like kidnapping but you get paid

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment

by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019

Forced Fun

When fun is scheduled and enforced through a variety of large group games (inc drinking) which often aren't fun.

I don't like forced fun. Those reps are so in your face.

by Erin67 April 13, 2019

Forced Interlace

When you're walking alongside a date, and, without your consent, they hold your hand with the fingers interlaced with one another as a gesture to claim you as theirs. A public display of "I'm in a relationship with this person." Especially relevant when you are in the early stages of dating, and one party isn't sure how they feel about the other, so it's incredibly uncomfortable and awkward.

"How was your date last night?" "It was alright, but she totally did a Forced Interlace on me! I tried to block her and tighten my hand up, but she was relentless... so we held hands the rest of the way to the train. Gah!"

by blah-blah-blah-di-da December 18, 2014

Forced Whitaker

When you ejack into a chick's eye, causing it to go lazy.

"I gave that chick a Forced Whitaker, and now her eye points in a weird direction."

by Mitchell Hutch February 4, 2013

forced silent minority

A minority of a population forced to keep silent or "in the closet" for fear of stereotypes, ostracism, and silencing by the majority.

Atheists are a forced silent minority-whenever one admits that they are an atheist, they will be stereotyped as an amoral, loud, boorish, fad-follower - never mind if their belief is right or not.

by Cosman246 August 5, 2010

Forced sex

An act of forcing someone or something to have sex with you.

mary was walking down spooner street at night, it was cold and dark. Suddenly she was pushed to the ground. Having no idea what happened, she tried to get up but someone was holding her down, then the person started ripping her clothes off. His huge cock went in her cunt she screamed but then he put his boxers in her mouth. He pushed his cock so far up it hit her g wall, spraying cum, he pissed inside of her. He slapped her ass and left. Mary just had forced sex

by Sexy_girl_69 June 20, 2017