Forclempt

A term usually used as an adjective to describe one being sad or depressed.

"She was feeling rather forclempt"

by Lizzo December 28, 2003

FCCLA

Future Crack Cociane Leaders of America. Crappy student council.

"hey pete u gonna go to the FCCLA meeting today after school?"

Nah greg, I gotta deliver some crack to my customers.

by Greg Therussiuan April 29, 2008

FOCAL

1) A backronym standing for Fuck Our Collective Asinine Lives.
2) A response to the emo plague of FML (Fuck My Life) suggesting that ALL of our lives suck and that everyone needs to stop bitching.

Whiny facebooker: FML!!!!!
Other whiny facebooker: FML2!!!!
Definition author: FOCAL... just FOCAL.

by Zadred Darkflame March 16, 2009

Focl

Falling (Fell) Off the (my) Chair Laughing.

Similar to Rofl except this is more "realistic" in the sense that one reads text/watches a video and presumably falls off his/her chair laughing, or potentially in a seizure.

Person 1: "Yo, I saw this really funny video yesterday and I FOCL'ed."
Person 2: "It will NEVER CATCH ON!"
Person 1: :,(

"If one literally rofl's that person is either: dramatic or having an seizure. This is why Focl was invented. Focl DOES NOT defy gravity."

by Brian J. (sorta: Onikura/JQ) December 18, 2008

foclet

a word created by a small number of pupils meaning, " mmmm f****** chocolate".

Girl 2 : " i have some chocolate".
Girl 3 : " can i have some i love foclet?"

by choco9306 April 26, 2006

Foclisation

Like Focl but pronounced Fossilisation : When somethings soo funny you become Foclised.

Omg that was so funny, i experianced Foclisation :D

by Thea_Wildthing May 17, 2008

foclrotflmao

foclrotflmao is a term used when you have fallen off of a chair because you were laughing so hard, but didn't stop laughing, therefore you are rolling on the floor laughing your ass off.

foclrotflmao= fall off chair laughing rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

You're sitting at home watchin Dane Cook, when you fall off of your chair and continue laughing. therefore, you foclrotflmao.

by Dr. Comedian March 21, 2010