Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.
"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.
by Palonseo April 11, 2022
Get the Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the IIImug. Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald are the brothers often called The Flying Fitzgeralds. They are true heroes of history. Both of these heroic brothers served in the US Airforce. They saved the nation countless times. I can't even begin to tell you all of their heroic deeds but I will mention one of the many. One time after 911, another terrorist wanted to attack the United States of America. So this terrorist was about to fly his plane into a very large building and kill millions of people. But The Flying Fitzgeralds uncovered his evil plan and stopped it. In an epic dogfight in the skies, The Flying Fitzgeralds managed to bring the terrorist's plane down before anyone was hurt. They saved millions of lives that day. This is just one of the dozens of heroic deeds they've accomplished. But there's too many to list here. But the key takeaway is that The Flying Fitzgeralds: Lary Fitzgerald and Bruce Fitzgerald were national hero pilots of the United States. I hope more people hear the tale of these heroes. These heroes don't get the recognition they deserve. If you're reading this, spread the word about The Flying Fitzgeralds.
Man "IT'S THE FLYING FITZGERALDS! OMG!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"
Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DEFENDING THIS COUNTRY!"
Lary "No need for thanks. We were just doing our job."
Bruce "Yeah, it's an honor to serve this country."
Man 1 and Man 2 "THANK YOU GUYS!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025
Get the The Flying Fitzgeraldsmug. Friend "Wanna go fitzgeralding?"
Me "Sure. I'll grab the eggs and toilet paper!"
Friend "Remember to wear all black so you can't be seen."
Me "Obviously. Let's roll, brotha!"
Me "Sure. I'll grab the eggs and toilet paper!"
Friend "Remember to wear all black so you can't be seen."
Me "Obviously. Let's roll, brotha!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025
Get the Fitzgeraldingmug. In football when a ball carrier is well beyond the line of scrimmage and a defensive player is closing in to tackle him. The ball carrier proceeds to pretend to throw a pass by lifting his head and cocking his arm back even though he definitely cannot throw a pass hoping to get the defender to jump up and block the pass.
by Wollaston Boi June 2, 2021
Get the The Fitzgerald Fakemug. by Anttonedodeson March 2, 2025
Get the John Fitzgerald Kennedymug. A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac
by Derekfuckscats June 7, 2020
Get the Derek Fitzgeraldmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Releasemug.