1. n. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human
blood, being emotional sissy boys, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a twelve-year-old girl.
2. n. Any emo
Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at
target.
There's a difference between vampires and faggots. Vampires drink
blood, turn into bats, sleep in coffins, and burst into flames on contact with the light of the morning sun. Faggots, on the other hand, are whatever
Edward Cullen and his vampire
crew are supposed to be. Edward is not a vampire as he can not do anything mentioned above and sparkles instead of burning alive in sunlight.