everton

a football club that causes pain and misery to most of there fans most of the time

did you hear about the boy that commited suicide

yeah what about him

it’s because he supported everton

by lawsihno December 15, 2021

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.

Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!

by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024

An Everton

To fuck something up

Winning 2-0 and we did an Everton and lost it 3-2

by BigDunc August 25, 2018

Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"

Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton

by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Kaitlyn egerton

She’s very short

Kaitlyn Egerton is short

by hotmomsonmypp69 September 20, 2023