this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper
Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is
by FlyingToothlessMidgets January 11, 2010
A drinking act consisting of a beer funnel, lube, matches, fire extinguisher, and a liter of Bacardi 151. The beer funnel is lodged up into the anal cavity while the whole liter of Barcadi is poured down the funnel. Once full, light it on fire and sing the Ethiopian national anthem while butt chugging 151. Also known as the E.B.C.
by e.b.c. February 29, 2012
by Ginger teh Red October 15, 2012
Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.
by Babalua November 7, 2012
by BeasterBastard October 12, 2005
When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.
Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.
by d.knitster July 9, 2010
An ethiopian death wheel is a natural defence mechanism by native Ethiopians to escape sudden and life threatning danger. When extream danger presents it self, ethiopians can stand fully erect and begin to cartwheel away from the
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.
perceived danger at speeds of 35mph to 45mph.
When a lion appeared in the local market place, all the ethiopian shoppers fromed an ethiopian death wheel and cartwheeled to safety.
by maxwell3 March 24, 2011