espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.

Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh

by Superminaren September 18, 2024

A Shot Of Espresso

Nariella Beaulieu.

“She was like a shot of espresso. She’s like, being bathed in sunlight.”

by Truthfully Telling June 1, 2024

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020

Soapy espresso

When a guy busts a nut in their partners ass and then their partner sharts and it looks like a soapy espresso

I gave my wife a soapy espresso last night.

by Scrubalicious September 9, 2025

Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021