enbable

To provide someone with the ability to completely confuse others.

His explanation of economic theory using a combination of kurdish insults, literary biology, and bovine evolution completely enbabled me with the skills I needed to pass it along.

by SedonaPop February 1, 2005

enabled

The opposite of someone who is disabled. This is an able-bodied person who manipulates the system to get out of working, being a responsible parent, and a productive citizen.

Paul: My great uncle's V.A. benefits continue to get cut. He literally eats a can of beans for dinner to save for gas money to drive 83 miles each way to the V.A. hospital each week! Meanwhile, his neighbor - an able-bodied fuck - has never worked, has the government pay for his kid's daycare, gets free bus passes that he throws away, sells his EBT benefits for weed, and brags about how he rips off the government that he hates!!
Steve: He was a sniper in the Marines, right?
Paul: Yeah, he was. 23 kills.
Steve: He should shoot that enabled trash.

by von groovy June 14, 2017

piper enabler

Pipers like to dwell on old chat topics, and sometimes randomly bring them up for up to 30 minutes later when everyone is done discussing them. Piper enablers enable this regurgitation of old topics by responding to Pipers as if the comments they make are actually somewhat relevant, therefore sidetracking the chat on hand. A typical response to both Pipers and Piper enablers is "insert name here, whats you fucking problem?".

Random: Hendrix isn't the best
---30 minute timelapse---
Random2: Please identification this jazz fusion song!
Piper: Yeah, I do have to agree that Hendrix isn't the best
Piper enabler: Yeah, his guitar work was kinda sloppy and John Petrucci is so much better anyway. Dream Theaterzzzzzz 4 lyfe!!
Random2: Hey Piper enabler, WHATS YOU FUCKING PROBLEM?????

by anonymouse666 October 13, 2009

eNailed

The sensation of not being able to go to an important meeting because you are assulted by a constant flurry of "Must reply now" emails. Derivation : eNailed to your chair

I couldn't make it as I was eNailed to my desk all day.

by Rafar12345 March 12, 2009

silence enables violence

Evil flourishes when good people say nothing.

Speak out and stand up for what you believe, because our silence enables violence.

by Monkey's Dad June 5, 2020

Filtering Enabled

that one annoying ROBLOX feature

Don't worry guys, nobody can attack our game Filtering Enabled has arrived!

by Ps8v May 14, 2021

enablers

Enablers are people how start & finish the party. Usualy its a ghetto puggy drug dealer or a white slam puppy girl. They usualy get everyone fucked up and then laught about it later. There names are usualy Moe & fee but names can change.

why do fee & moe always got people fucked up?? because they are enablers

by goodgrlgon3bad21 June 21, 2011