Empty Tango

The act of two females making love... equipment obviously not included.

Circa 1953.

What is presently referred to as: WOW HER WITH MY AWESOMENESS

Window-Peeper: I heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with Pocky's kinfolk.

Spoon-Licker: What can I say it was the fifties and she needed a College Rec.

Sheep-Cote Clod: I wish I could harass some sheep. If only it wasn't for my stiff peg-legs *looks down sadly*.

by notchaospocky16or18 March 15, 2010

Empty Set of Loafers

In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.

That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.

by Coop1964 October 30, 2015

Emperess

A beautiful black goddess. An Emperess is someone with confidence and perfect hair. A great smile. Perfect characteristics. Shes so amazing and beautiful. She doesn't put up with any nonsense and all the boys are over her. Emperess's are mainly not understood bc of how smart and Intelligent they are but they push through and beat the odds.

"Omg that girl is so pretty and her melanin is Poppin! She must be an Emperess"

by Emperess <33 August 8, 2020

Feeling empty

Feeling alone and depressed with no feelings but agony and never being happy, just blank

“I steal the look when you’re not with me I wrote the book on feeling empty”- Lil Peep ft. Horse head GIRLS

by DaAt WaAy September 13, 2018

empty

when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle

wee davie has an empty this weekend, plenty of booze, burds and it'll be full of mad cunts!!

by mad cunt1 March 9, 2011

empty kfc bucket eater

a durogatory term for a black person, impling that not only is the stereotype that black people love fried chicken is true but they in fact love it so much that they will even eat the bucket it come in because it tastes distinctly of fried chiken

Compton is full of empty kfc bucket eaters.

by jujufelop September 15, 2009

Emperor Mong

Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.

Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!

by chrysalis May 3, 2011