Emilee

A little native person that is too kind and generous for the world but can also be a pain in the ass

Wow Emilee you got 75% on a test!

by TibbiFrog February 18, 2022

bad emilee

I shit next to a building like
Literally i shit next to a building...
....
And it was diarrhea

Im so sorry i had shit next to the bad emilee

by Diarrhea kid :)) November 27, 2019

Emilee

Emilee's are usually very short. They make amazing friends and are fun to be around. They will always be there for you and will make you laugh until you die. They give you one look and you know to shut up. They are always open to new ideas and love to hang out with you. If you have an Emilee, you are very lucky.

Rachel: "Did you see Emilee today?"
Stella: "Yeah she made me die laughing earlier"

by c_lindsay101 October 17, 2021

Emilee

Emilee's are sometimes the best people you'll ever meet. But they can also be the biggest liar you've ever met.They will lie startight to your face. You could have them startight caught in a lie and they would still deny it. So watch your self around them they could be the best thing to ever happen or sometimes the worse.

Person 1: Emilee I know you lied we all do
Group of people: yeah we know that too
Emilee I'm sorry you guys it's cause of my deasies
Person number 1: Emilee you don't have a disease
Emilee: ........

by Sarah hardwin June 3, 2019

emilee gardner

The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3

guy: dude look its emilee gardner

guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky

guy: IKR!!!!!!

by mikelovesemilee September 20, 2012

Emilee

She has brown eyes. She's comes off as arrogant or rude until you get you know her or talk to her more. She's referred as "the crazy one" or "the bitch". She’s the most kind and trustworthy person you’ll ever meet, and she gives great advice. She loves to treat her friends. She's not popular, but she's a good friend, and a great girlfriend, but she may overthink a lot and make not so good decisions on her own. She is a people pleaser, she makes decisions based on what she thinks other people want to hear. She makes a lot of jokes that nobody understands but that’s what makes them funny. Emilee may be really insecure, but she is quite amazing. Emilee's bestfriends are typically the band geeks, though she isn't one herself she still thinks those kids have a big heart. She typically likes to listen to pop and country music.

Lily: Have you heard of this bitch named Emilee?
Sarah: Yeah, I cant believe she did that she sounds just like Taylor.

by uniquesmile12435 September 27, 2023

Emilee

The reason that art exists. Every instance of inspiration and every observation of beauty, is the trickle down effect of her existence.

Emilee is the reason the Mona Lisa smiled, the reason the Statue of Liberty holds a torch, the reason Moonlight Sonata brings both smiles and tears, and the reason Quentin Tarantino will only make 10 movies. He couldn’t think of an 11th because Emilee was distracting him.

Fun fact: Van Gogh cut his ear off for a woman he never met. It was Emilee.

Another fun fact: the last thing Steve Irwin saw was a vision of Emilee telling him that everything would be okay.

Third fun fact: Jesus asked his dad to come back because he wanted to see Emilee in person.

by Werew0lfe April 27, 2025