Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the top (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO.
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
We’ll never know! Because the people who work for him aren’t allowed to say anything bad about him or even like posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are top-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the top to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the government... who also subsidized he business.... The government that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
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na\ is pronounced eye-LOH-nah, eye-LONE-ah. It is of Hungarian and Greek origin, and its meaning is "light". Variant of Helen. Also carries the connotation of "beautiful", because of the beauty of Helen of Troy.
She is usually a possitive, happy-go-lucky girl who loves everything and everyone.
Ilona has 9 variant forms: Elona, Ellona, Elonna, Illona, Ilone, Ilonka, Ilonna, Yllona and Yionna.
Elona is an uncommon first name for women and an equally uncommon last name for both men and women. (1990 U.S. Census)
na\ is pronounced eye-LOH-nah, eye-LONE-ah. It is of Hungarian and Greek origin, and its meaning is "light". Variant of Helen. Also carries the connotation of "beautiful", because of the beauty of Helen of Troy.
She is usually a possitive, happy-go-lucky girl who loves everything and everyone.
Ilona has 9 variant forms: Elona, Ellona, Elonna, Illona, Ilone, Ilonka, Ilonna, Yllona and Yionna.
Elona is an uncommon first name for women and an equally uncommon last name for both men and women. (1990 U.S. Census)
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Eloni is the person is a family who holds them together, most of the time the name eloni means honest,true, powerful, and most of all beautiful. The name comes from Hawaiian people
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Get the Elbonics mug.The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
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Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
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