Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 25, 2008

Rotten eggrole

A sexually transmitted infection when you have sex with a passed around Asian cuisine chef. It causes your penis to rot off resembling a rotten egg-roll.

I put my rotten eggrole next to a real eggrole and my girlfriend couldn’t even tell a difference when she chowed down on it!

by Soxtynine4life May 20, 2023

likly eggrole

likly eggrole is a girl that has a penis. she eats butt and sniffs toes. eggrole has an IQ of a fetus.

did you see likly eggrole ?? she was just sniffing a booty crack

by hi69696966969382 April 28, 2019

eggroll fun

When you get an eggroll and put it in another persons anus.

I just had some eggroll fun with my friend!

by bootieclappa April 20, 2015

Tiwana Eggroll

When the hottest Asian dude sends you pictures of all your favorite things, like feet,birds. You might claim he's not your favorite Asian but he REALLY IS!!

Bruce is MY Tiwana Eggroll

by Chino915 January 25, 2024

Thai Eggroll

When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.

"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."

by Graphitestreak December 29, 2023

Georgia Eggroll

When you are doing her missionary and then flip her to doggy style, but she stays on your dick the whole time.

"Ya'll need a nimble girl to do a Georgia Eggroll, flip it and reverse it if ya know what I mean..."

by Airtap February 25, 2019