Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

Rotten eggrole

A sexually transmitted infection when you have sex with a passed around Asian cuisine chef. It causes your penis to rot off resembling a rotten egg-roll.

I put my rotten eggrole next to a real eggrole and my girlfriend couldn’t even tell a difference when she chowed down on it!

by Soxtynine4life May 20, 2023

Eggrolling

Rigorous sexual intercourse with a quadruple amputee

They see me eggrolling, they hatin… patrollin tryna catch me riding dirty.

by Lok tones October 11, 2023

chicken eggroll

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

"Um chicken eggroll?"

by Pussypounder600 August 9, 2015

Eggrolls

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.

Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls

by eggrollington May 16, 2018

Tiwana Eggroll

When the hottest Asian dude sends you pictures of all your favorite things, like feet,birds. You might claim he's not your favorite Asian but he REALLY IS!!

Bruce is MY Tiwana Eggroll

by Chino915 January 24, 2024

Eggroll

A play on the term agro, popular slang in the UK. Often spoken by local people to London.

"Hey bro that dudes getting eggroll with us."

Yeah he's trying to cause trouble, just bitch made, innit.

by IDMAYDM July 24, 2025