Edmond Haofang Jia

A person that owes his friends $65 and never keeps his word.

MAN! that Edmond Haofang Jia! He never keeps his promises! Don't trust him guys.

by KaisUW August 24, 2021

Noel Edmonds

A deal or no deal themed sex game, where 1 person is blindfolded and has to guess what's inside the magic 23 box. This item then has to be used in a way to create pleasure. Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination. Noel Edmonds style beard optional.

Last night my girlfriend and I played the super sensual Noel Edmonds, it was so hot!

by Noel Edmonds What's in my box August 31, 2016

Edmunding

The process of rebooting a server and emailing everyone before you do it and afterwards.

Man those guys server is running really slow that I'm gonna be edmunding it later

by mattywhi June 21, 2007

edmonds

Excellent; immensely lucky; an example of great skill or cunning; obvious attractiveness.

"That shot was proper edmonds, man."

"That sure was one edmonds night we had."

by LPK February 17, 2006

Edmond

Every one of history's most brutal, intolerant, and prejudiced dictators consolidated into one person. All of the most aggressive political and war ideologies wrapped around an ego. The reincarnation of every enemy imaginable.

Manipulative and bigoted yet mannered when he wants to be.

Against:
All of LGBT
Disabilities
All philosophies that aren't his
Liberalism and a little conservatism

The egotist who will grow to sadly become the next Hitler. The one everyone will neglect until it's too late.

Someone: "I don't really like the idea of all-gender bathrooms..."
Me: "Sounds very Edmond-like of you."

by killhermajesty May 8, 2018

Edmonds

A town in western washington about 20 miles north of seattle in witch has the most police officers, asians, and over the hill people per capita of normal people anyone could ever dream or nightmare of.

Teen no.1 "Dude lets go to downtown Edmonds and check out the babes!"

Teen no.2 "you really are a fag aren't you?"

by Robert from the halfway house. October 16, 2008

Edmond

An asian guy's name variation of "Edward". Edmond's are always talented in an area you would have never guessed. Tall, lazy, spoiled, moody, and wishes too hard for some model to be in bed with him every single minute of his life. BTW they ABSOLUTELY hate being called "Eddy".

1: "Hey is that guy painting naked women?"
2: "Yeah I would have never guessed Edmond was such a great artist!"
1: "Dude, that painting is making me bone."
2: "..."

by wtf its edmond. April 8, 2009