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South Carolina Earthquake

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.
I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.
by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010
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turkish earthquake

The act of recieving felatio (blowjob) at the top of the stairs. Once you have shot your "goo", push your partner down the stairs.
Last night, after I shot, I gave her a turkish earthquake
by Rob Parkinson March 10, 2007
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doo doo earthquake

farting and pooping at the same time in a toilet
He took such a doo doo earthquake that he woke the neighbors up.
by Pumkin April 22, 2006
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Arkansas Earthquake

When a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently.
Dude I was fucking Daisy last night and she gave me the Arkansas Earthquake!
by Dollar Bill and Ted Newgent September 10, 2010
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chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes
My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.
by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016
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Brownie Earthquake

During the act of anal intercourse, the person on the receiving end has a nasty case of firerreah.

The outcome is something to the effect of putting your thumb over a garden hose.
Dude, last night a brownie earthquake went down in my house and it shot about 3 yards in each direction.
by alejandro hayes September 6, 2007
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Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr
Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.
by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019
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