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Hella expensive

When an item is more expensive then expensive
Example: (item that cost 354 184,99 $) Boris: Damn that is Hella expensive.
by TommyBoi21 November 23, 2018
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bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
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explosive diarrhea

Noun. Casually referred to by some as a "toilet tempest"; however, this is no casual matter.

It is a serious condition that generally originates from the ingestion of Thai food that has not received an "A" on its recent health inspection examination. The first signs of the condition (i.e. flatulence to an instant need of new trousers) usually appear within 30 seconds to 6 hours after initial ingestion. Leave the premises in a hurry and find the nearest restroom. Sit down on the throne and push right through the initial traffic-jam. Think about popping the cork off a bottle of wine, it should soon start to flow. Like a storm. The term "toilet tempest" is derived thereof.

After a fierce, epic battle with the tempest, the wine bottle is finally empty. Now proceed to use up a whole roll of Charmin® Ultra Soft, even with the 25% bonus amount that you get when you buy a Costco pack. In the end, your anus will be (at least) chapped and bleeding, so you decide to leave a few squares of toilet paper in your underwear to soak up excess blood.

Well, upon trying to flush the toilet, you find that it has been clogged about 20 times over. Without your own plunger, you wash your hands (3 times) and leave the restroom. On the way out, you tell the janitor that there is a "surprise" waiting for him (of which he's already aware due to the stench that is peeling the paint off the walls). Finally, you go and find your friends and try to forget about the horrors that you've just experienced.
John: "Nick went with his friends to 'Wild Thai'. He ended up with explosive diarrhea."

Joe: "Toilet tempest, man!"
by pepto_bismol February 21, 2014
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extensive garbage time

Phrase perfected by Marv Albert, referring to a basketball game in which the winning team's lead is so great, that the mere phrase "garbage time" does not do it justice. This is the part of the game where both teams have emptied their benches and are playing out the clock, but even more so than in just conventional "garbage time."
Marv Albert: "And we are now in extensive garbage time. The Knicks lead the Bulls 127 to 40."
by DirkD January 29, 2007
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excessive penis

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers
by tal nska January 7, 2016
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explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.
I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea
by Marquiz May 6, 2003
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