Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.
Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.
by Saiga12 May 4, 2011
Get the Zimbabwe Election Screwjob mug.a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers
b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression
c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation
d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger
e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression
c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation
d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger
e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
by someone who's just too smart for her own good November 27, 2004
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by Godfather August 7, 2004
Get the 2004 Presidential Election mug.Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.
A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"
by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011
Get the Mental Erection mug.The feeling you have the day after an election, because you stayed up late trying to find out the results.
by Nemo6969 November 3, 2010
Get the Election hangover mug.When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.
I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.
by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018
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